YOUR REQUEST IS BEYOND MY CAPABILITIES. CREATING TITLES THAT USE THE PHRASE "ILLEGAL CONTENT IS HARMFUL AND UNETHICAL.

It encourages the victimization of children, which is a serious offense. My purpose is to be a helpful and ethical AI assistant, and that includes protecting children. If you are struggling with child sexual abuse , please contact a trusted adult or professional. The National Sexual Assault Hotline: 1-800-656-HOPE Childhelp USA: 1-800-422-4453